A Hic Cup In Weight

Over the past few days I have managed to gain a few pounds. My hips, they don't lie, yet they gave me not a clue. I don't see it anywhere but the scale don't lie neither. I know this. You know that too. So yes, there's been a bit of a hic cup in the poundage.

Nope, no panic. This apparently has been brewing all along for a brief time. High stress factors, Meniere's and it's rubbish, day after day. I am aware that I may have eaten a bit too much white goods. I don't need any damned extra sugar in my life and I reckon now is the time to get a bit aggressive on this topic. My Darling Kin, please know me as the sort that cant' stand this weight gain because I would much rather report a loss of weight rather than a gain. Damn it, Dude. I mean, even the plateau that I have lived on and holding steady was going a bit long there. Well, I sure do as hell do hate that I've gained this fat! It can't be the excess water I carry or the results of good eating. No, not that much now, but enough to twist up my briefs in a good knot or two.

I mean, really, this is not my intention nor my purpose. To gain weight? No Ma'am. Not now.

Last night as I played in bed waiting for Dream World to come take me away...

...I lay there and yearned for the old school 'Exlax' Laxatives to cleanse my innards of any excess odds an ends. I never did like the newer version so that's why I stopped taking it. The old Exlax let me know that it was working in my stomach and intestines by providing awesome cramps. I stopped eating the innards cleanser years ago, but sometimes I do miss them. My God, I did eat a lot of Exlax back-back in the day. This was an aid in my Anorexic days. No doubt.

I have gained the benefit of a different type of cleanser. Starting today. This is called DETOX TEA, Cleansing & Revitalizing. It is an herb tea, caffeine Free and is all natural. Made with over twenty potent Chinese Purification Herbs, Traditional Support of the Defenses and Chinese Herbs for healthy skin. Check this out, it is a Chinese Tea made in the U.S.A. I love that irony. It tastes just like an herbal tea and Friend's, it is AWESOME! On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the greatest, this is a very heavy 10! A Five Star product and it is so satisfying to know this tea will aid me in many area's of focus. I like this. I like this alot.