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NOTE: As I was walking home from a brief walk about I was damned near smashed into by an automobile that was traveling in the same direction I was walking - Westward. Which means for me, I had no idea until what was going on until the shit was hitting the fan. Remember, I am Deaf as Deafness on the left side of my skull, and body. No, I was not wearing my BAHA, the Bone Anchored Hearing Aid, because this walking about here in Sunny West Florida, this time of year brings about much perspiring and sweating. Combine the humidity and the temperature and it's Swamp Hot!..
...but let me get back on the subject at hand...
...I was walking, smiling and minding my own business when out of the blue clear sky this Honda or one of then smaller cars came thunking, bumping and creating all this noise and scene by coming within three feet of smashing me up real good. I damned near lost the contents of my Man Hole by shitting on myself! I mean, this jackass must have lost control or was texting, was talking on his cellular, or was scratching his ankle, smoking something or something else, my dear friends, because this mule honestly just about put my big ass in hospital. Or worse, damn it. It has been a while since I was last scared so bad. The non-driving-driver didn't even stop to check on me. That's not right, but it's okay...
...and hell yes, I cursed out loud at that idiot! The bastard!
By the way, yes, yes, I have already considered the conspiracy theory. You know the one. The one where the Hit Man missed me, his intended target, kind of scenario. Or was it the KGB? I don't know, but dude, I'm proclaiming that this mule-butt-faced-fool just about garnered points for smashing this Man right here. Thank you Great Spirit for shielding me from harm.
May his testicles enlarge and drop mid way down to his knees.
I have no more to say after this.
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