Relations,
Good Afternoon to one and all.
I have decided to release this information due to just a shade of uncertainty. Not confusion, you see, but more perplexed I suppose. To get right to this slight demystification, let me share this with you...
...it wasn't that long ago, maybe a few weeks ago, when I had both of my adult daughters ask me, their Dad, "Pa, why do you roll up your jean shorts?".
Well then, this question was somewhat of a surprise and my first reply was because I like them like this. Since then I've considered that I may not have provided a response that would have really given them an accurate answer to this question. As in food for thought for both of my grown baby's. The rolling up of my denim shorts are really rather simple as it is a preference of mine to wear shorts when I wear shorts. When I was a youth and young fellow shorts were shorts. Denim or other wise. Now-a-days, the manufacturer's of men's attire seem to think that 'all' Men wish to wear shorts that reach the knees. I mean, what the hell? I don't want my Bermuda's, my plaids, khaki or jean shorts to ride down to my knees. It's as if I'm shooting an MTV music video when I wear some of these shorts. Oh, and to damned baggy too. By the way, I do not share my crack with anybody and I wear a belt with all pants and shorts. I enjoyed watching Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and Issiah Thomas, wear shorts when they played basketball. Hell, I liked playing basketball and football in shorts that were, well, short.
It is my decision and belief that my daughters would ask me this question because they have never seen their Dad in shorts that were short. I suspect that the rolling up of said shorts may have played a bit in their curiosity. I hope that this memo (HA!) will enlighten my two gorgeous off spring as to why Pa would be rolling up the ole denim shorts. No, not quite the "Hot Pants", James Brown sang about, but yes, hot. And they're rolled up pants. Well then, I reckon these may tend to be "Hot Pants" after all. That's okay and yes, I really do like them like this.
Now then, on to the Daisy Dukes...
...yes, my dearest Kindred, I have and I do wear Daisy Dukes. Have worn such for many a year. Hell, even as a larger than usual sort of dude, I wear old denim shorts that I have converted into Daisy Dukes. Please, as if ? Especially, now with a slimming waist too! It genuinely makes me happy to wear a pair of hand crafted Daisy Dukes. I have even thought about doing this as a little something on the side to make a buck or two and keep these hands and mind occupied. Oh, wait a minute, there is never anything quite like the face of my brother-in-law, Bil, when I wear this form of attire. I have had many laughs with him because of his expression and words. My Little Dudes, Bubba and Tong Tong, and my young nieces and nephews don't care what I wear...
...they know that Tio Mario, is an extra special sort of fellow. My precious young nephews, aged eight and seven, and my young nieces, aged nine and seven, know only one Tio Mario and that's the only one they see when we gather. It's the same for every guest who has ever been here in our lodge. Same, same for all Kinfolk and Kindred, there's only one Big Bear and I for one, am very happy to be me.
As far as the question of under garments, I have been a long time wearer of boxers, but have begun to wear the fabulous kangaroo white briefs. Look, I even have a pair of blue metallic thongs that my spouse purchased for me a spell ago. I have always wanted to create silky briefs for fellows. Maybe some lace. IDK (I don't know), maybe someday I'll get this ole sewing machine operating to begin a new hobby.
All of the above is summed up so simply and expressed very honestly by me. I wear my shorts rolled up because I like them like that and I wear Daisy Dukes because I like them too. I like them alot. It is fun to create them and enjoy wearing them around the house and or to garden. No, don't ask. Although I will share that yes, sometimes I may go without the under garment. Alrighty then. Now we know a bit more about this fellow behind this screen, tip-tapping on the key board.
P.S. Just turned on James Brown! Yes, Hot Pants! Good God! Heeeeey! Hot Pants want to make me dance! I like Hot Pants! I am laughing out loud for real!
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