Nuclear Alarm, A Project Re: Sir Dude, The Experiment!

Dearest Kin,

My goodness I don't remember how long it has been since my therapist Sir Dude, recommended that I attach a sound bit to this blog to provide Those-Who-Read-My-Words, an opportunity to hear and listen to some of the sounds and noises that I live with every day here between this Dear Deaf Left Ear and my incredibly loud, popping and active right ear. "An experiment".

Yes, my Kindred I have had this very sound go on and on and on within these ears. Imagine turning this up in volume on your computer, or wait, please do try it. Now imagine this for minutes and sometimes hours at a time. (?)

Damn it, Sir Dude, this project may have taken me a spell to figure out, but here I am and here we go. Absolutely brilliant! Now that I, I beg your pardon, 'we' have found a means with which to share some of these hideous sounds and noises, I will toss one or two out here every once in a bit.

Sir Dude, thank you for planting this so simple a seed. Is it like me to over complicate shit, Sir? I don't - um, yes - I know! But seriously, thanks...

...you are an awesome teacher!