Pearl, Brenda and I earlier watched an episode of "Bridezilla", on the WE channel and it got Pearl all like that. I mean, Miss. Thing, Pearl, got so side-way's her heart started to skip a beat. Oh no, Honey, them Ho's were pissing both of us off and Pearl wants to get all names calling and shit...
Well then, let me share.
You see Pearl is not prejudiced or racist against anybody. If she thinks you're ratchet, well then, you must be ratchet and if not ratchet, you are busted Sweetie Boo. No matter, whatever or whoever you are sleeping with says to you.
This is me wanting to say that I don't understand why it is that these producers pick out these really unfortunate Women. I mean, how is it these Folks find these brides-to-be. That is the last damned episode I'll ever see. HOLD IT STANK MULE!
Bitch please, I really don't see it like that. Them motherfucker's going, "In Search" of these alien ass Women. Honey, Mars didn't want no damned Women, they dropped the old Gurls right here. Naw Boo! Really!
Pearl, will you please ease up a little piece, I mean these are Women on the show and...
Mario, fuck you and your "ands"! Them Ho's had no business acting up like that on the motherfucken National Television! Ain't Okra, on that same station? Ain't you always trying to look at shit all pretty and shit, Ninja? Sometimes, shit just don't roll right! You;re all up in somebody face - usually your own - talking about keep your chin up and don't sweat the little things. Mario please, don't even make me sneeze!
Pearl, wait one damn minute here! That was down right hurtful of you! You know I've been through so many changes in my life Gurl.
Now! You all know this donkey right here, took that line from that song Lionel sings in The Commodores song, "Just To Be Close To You". Mario, now I know that you know we know, you are from another planet yourself. Uranus? Wait? Now that was funny right there? I don't care which planet you come from! You bloody summa-ma-bitch!
Love, Pearl
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