Relation's,
Ya-Hey!
I send out this communique because I have gone scared to swim in my cement pond. I know the reason and as I tip-tap these words to you I feel my heart race and the anxiety increase.
We have been invaded in epic proportions by these tiny little scary ass frogs. Seriously, it is as if Moses has released the fury of the frogs! They're all over the sanctuary! From all the directions!
Yes, I've caught some to feed to Aunt Helen and Uncle Chester, but I catch them from a distance and immediately place them into a plastic bucket that I use to store fish and tadpole's. Folks, these are FROGS that I'm placing in here now! Damn it, if one were to jump on me I know I would scream. I don't have a single doubt that I would actually screech-like-a-girl! Look, I'm going to catch a few now. It's Lunch Time for my Kinfolk, Aunt Helen, the leather back snapping turtle and for Uncle Chester, the wild slider type of turtle. Similar to the one's some folks pay ten dollars for. Great Spirit, gifted us with both. We are Blessed to have them become a part of our family...
...but, these frog's simply got to go. Please, pray for us. Please ask God, to Void Moses' bustin' a move on this Frog Plague stuff. Heck, this is 2012, I ain't got time for this.
You may also contribute to the cause with some financial aid. SOS! May Day - I Say! Help!
Ciao Bella's...
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