Today is 08 November 2011 and I have had the "final" procedure with He-Who-Touched-My-Undercarriage...
...when the nurse brought me into the procedure room, I know I damned near screamed. No, really. My nurse put her hand on my shoulder and asked me to have a seat. Because I was just a wee bit shy of freaking out and I suspect she picked up on that real quick like. She went over what doctor was going to do and had me undress from the waist down.
This apparatus I kept looking at was in the form of a gun and had a damned long catheter attached to it with a video camera attached to the catheter. He-Who-Touched, had injected a numbing agent into my stuff and had me rest for ten to fifteen minutes. Which really did seem like an eternity...
...I would love to share that the numbing agent numbed Mr. Wang and my innards 100%, but I can't, because it didn't...
...my good doctor had the catheter, which was approxitmately two feet long - with that damned gun looking thing all up inside there. The pain was as pain does. It hurt like hell! Now when I pass the H-2-O, it burns like a fire is burning inside me. So, I hope I won't have to pass any more for a spell. Please, no pee-pee for a while.
He-Who-Touched-My-Undercarriage, my good doctor, communicated to me during this procedure that I have "no stones" in my business, which really, I could have told him myself before the procedure. I know what passing a stone feels like. When I did pass one, I screamed, cryed and howled like a Coyote pup lost in the forest. Good doctor put me through all of this DRAMAtic procedure to tell me there's no stone's. Ummmmmmm...
Will get with She-Who-Married-Me, and we'll arrange a date and time for next week to have our face to face with He-Who-Touched-My-Undercarriage. Good doctor needs to gather all the data I reckon.
More waiting. More suspence. More drama. Child please...
...until then, I will do my best to not think too much about these procedures I have gone through in such a very breif period of time. If He-Who-Touched, comes up with anymore ideas of a procedure or two, he and I will first have to have a Face-to-Face. Alone. To explain the reasoning and the why's. I'm not feeling the idea or concept's of any more procedures for a damned good spell, and that's a fact.
Love, peace and more peace...
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