Snoring, One-On-One

Jut a few words on the snoring that goes on in my bed room at night. Every night. Like tonight and right now as we speak even. First of all, is my daughter Nicole's doggy and his name is Hershey. He has many aliases and answers to all - they are: Tong Tong, Khan, Brown Sugar and Chocolate Dude. He is Gay and snores like a freaking 75 year old three hundred pound Man! Maybe a big brown bear even - I don't know. I do know this Ewok has scared me witless on more that two or three occasions. Oh yes, there has been more, but then who's counting.

Then, there is my sweet bride, my wife Botswana who snores worse than me! Oh yes, I don't snore. But, let me tell you about my Florida Cracker and Georgia Peach combo right here! I'll make this brief and polite as possible - my dear wife snores have woken me and my half deaf ass up from a solid-deaf-ass sleep! I say no more!

Aww, Naw America! Don't say it! Don't say it! My baby snores and she knows it! And yes, there have been many times while reading that she will let loose a snore that will cause me to damn near loose my mind and place in the book! I laugh now, yes, but damn, maybe my baby needs a check up soon.

There is my dearest daughter Sheena's, Abigail. Who is really my hound and her name is Ting Ting. Honey's, Ting Ting does not snore! She is so quiet while asleep. My precious baby puppy Ting Ting! She became my watch dog, my sage and safe guard dog and a dear sweet buddy of mine once she walked into 'her' house. Um, yes, we are her roomies and I wouldn't have it any other way. I have never ever loved a dear pet so much. My Lil' Ting Ting, sleeps so quietly. Our other hound Pete, is a soft snorer. Pete is Gay too. His aliases are Chi Chi and Hunk-A-Chunk. His snores are like whispers.

The crickets inside my ears snore in competition with the crickets outside my bedroom window. I listen to the birds snore in their nests in the preserve behind this house of seven windows. They do!

And the whole world snores while I lay in bed next to my snoring sleeping beauty.