Cut-Cut, Snip-Snip - That's Where I Sat

Cut-cut, snip-snip, oh what a relief it is!

Yes Ma'am, I am home and am doing well. But, damn it, Man! It's hot as Miami haute outside. We are in Winter and it is just about eighty-some degrees (F) out of doors. I might take a dip tomorrow. Damn it, already.

The visit with She-Who-Snips-And-Cuts went well. Three pieces of my flesh were removed from this beautiful "olive" complexioned body this afternoon. When She-Who, says that it makes my one ear hole so happy. Oh yes, two specimens are being sent off to a laboratory some place - somewhere. Eh? I saw the vessel in which these removed pieces were being contained. They are small specimen cups. The same as a cup provided for a urine specimen, but smaller and damned near cute too. I have never asked where it is my body pieces are shipped off to. I think maybe I will next time my sweet, cute and hot doctor and I have a get together for a cut-cut, snip-snip.

I love my doctor. I love her husband and her entire staff. I have been blessed to have had all of our Paths cross. I know this in my heart's heart and it's true, I love them like that. A bonus for me. Seen?

While relaxing and preparing in the lobby, I observed the fish and crabs in the sea water aquarium. Same as watching television, just no sound. I jotted down a brief note about my oneness with this aquarium of fish aplenty. And crabs too. So, this is what I wrote:

Here I Sit

Here I sit, next to this huge sea water aquarium here in the lobby.
I think of my nephew Marcelo, who does this as a hobby.

There was this large and elegant deep blue and yellow fish.
I thought what the hell? It's big enough to fit on my dish.

There was this black speckled handsome specimen,
come up to the glass and said "help". Over and again.

Help, help, help, help, help, help, and more helps.
I knew what it was saying - I read his lips.

A big yellow and white one a few inches behind him, I saw -
and read his lips saying blah, blah, blah.

Met a Lil dude named Gavin. Curious and cool.
We both freaked out on the hiding fish and crabs too.

His Mommy, as damned hot as the great out of doors.
I had naughty thoughts of me and Mommy -
oh my God, I called myself a damned whore.

That's where I sat. I sat there. Where I was a Ho.
Say no mo - say no mo.

The End.