Me And Electric Fencing For Pastured Livestock

Kinfolk,

Greeting's. Look, if you all don't mind too much, I would love to share with you, what I kind of accidentally experienced last Sunday, the 16 of June.

Well, it's all so very simple, and like this you see? My sweet and awesomely beautifully handsome brother-in-law, Mr. Moresize, my eldest sister Ana Maria Carmen Louisa, and I were out back of my sister's house that faces the lake, cows, and geese. They were both smoking cigarettes and I was just in a sweet place of being - even though I knew we would be leaving for Tampa Bay real soon like. We were studying, listening, and looking about, just chilling. I noticed that there were three layers of fencing that separated the cows, goats and geese, from my sister's and her wife's and in-laws house.

There was four or so line of metal wire running from fence post to fence post. Then, there was some barbed wire up top maybe three barbed wire high. Possibly, eh?

There was this one rusted and run tight wire that had junctions at each post. I studied and figured that this was the "Pasture Management", Power Fence and Live Stock Equipment wire. To my four eye's I say a rusting old wire running from one post to another. I had considered that the community just West of Valdosta, GA, had been here many years. The name of the surrounding land owner is well know here. It's on the street sign too. Um.

But, any way's, this "Electric Fencing For Pasture Livestock", looked dead and non functioning.

So, I tap-tapped the top side of my right hand's four finger's. You know, dahlin', just tap-tap-tap and just like that too, and nothing happened - so, I tap-tap-taped the top of my right hand and got "ZAP Zapped!" I mean, it was so shocking that I went blind momentarily, I did an odd Georgia State Shuffle and was none for the wear. The three of us laughed so hard my sis almost pissed her shorts. Them danged neighbours heard us hollering, screaming, and carrying on with no clue of what had just happened. I got very zap-zapped by a voltage that was between 2,000 and 10,000 Volts. Oh yeah, I did. I got zapped like that and had the time of my life.

I bet you this my Kindred, that Zap-Zap, changed my mind about a lot of things in life. It was like this ...

...ZAP-ZAP Bitch!