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Friday, June 6, 2014

Victory Over The Dish Washer!


Good Morning Kindred One's,

I write simply to report that for the first time ever in my life, I have lost my virginity by the very partial loading of an at home dish washer. Yes, I'm 54 and all, but what to say?

True, I have used work related dish washers. Sure there have been maybe a handful of gigs from Childhood where I used a work related dish washer. Shoot, they're two different leagues.

Forever, I have had this irrational dislike of and about Dish Washers at home. No, I don't know why. I just never got a hold of the concept of having such a machine at home. Such a waste of water and electricity. True? Well, last night I busted this irrational life long piece of carry on luggage - by simply putting two glasses into our washer's top rack for the Wife's future washing of dishes. Oh sure, it also itched my hind haunches to see them anywhere. In any body's home. Or at Sears, on television, or The Home Depot. No, I don't know what or why.

But, I have succeeded! I am the Victor over this peculiar emotional enigma and coinciding mental enema! With coffee grounds like Miss. Janet Jackson used to do with her Colon Cleansing. Maybe some day I want a colon cleansing like that too.

Hey, I'm game. I'm gone too!

Ciao!
Mario

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