"Very Dirty Deep Southern Hawt"

Have been forced to retreat to the Lodge due to this wickedly hot weather. Hell, I'm from the South eastern United States and am Fifth Generation Floridian. I mean, this is "Very Dirty Deep Southern Hawt", going on out there, Ma'am.

Gave a go at gardening for a spell. Spraying anti-weed on the red mulch and like that. Damn it! If it's this hot now, I'm horrified to think of August! It's just too hauteur for me! Naw Boo, really.

Had a mess going on with the Meniere's symptoms and symptoms of being in ninety degree summer time in Florida! And don't these folks pay to come down here to holiday in this hot ass weather? Yes, and hell yes, these kind hearted Folks sure do...

...Bless their hearts.

Uncle Chester and Aunt Helen, our two turtles are doing well and are very healthy. Oh no, they'll be here for a few seasons. I want to feel confidant in their ability to survive in low predator environments. Don't know if I shared this or not, but She-Who-Walks-Tall, has trained Aunt Helen the Leather back Snapping turtle to eat from her fingers. Alright then, I thought I was the only one.

Our feathered cousins are enjoying fresh food and water. I may have fallen off a day or three. Their silence is the punishment I receive when I miss breakfast or dinner time. One or two days out. I mean, these Honey's are accustomed to their vittles, water and occasional sweet surprise. It is not nice to upset these Kinfolks, you all. They act just like kinfolk! All like that too...

...Bless their hearts.

I briefly mentioned recently that the Yanks are moving out. Look, putting this kindly and straight to the point, Racism is so ignorant it hurts. Damned foolish ass Yanks! You would think we lived in Little Havana or Central L.A., the way these Folks speak it. Good damned goodness - lighten up! Oh, and by the way, just wait until you get a hold of your new neighbourhood. Gurl please. The music you complain about being too loud is going to be an all together genre. And louder too. For real...

...Bless their hearts.

Hated it...