Kinfolk, Kindred and Relations,
Today I am able to report that I have now lost 40.5 pounds. Am able to celebrate the loss of forty and one half pounds of fatty fluids, tissue and the sort of stuff that has this off white yucky disgusting ooze to it that has been a part of my structure for too many years. It's important to me to lose a chunk of my junk because I want to be healthy and have a better me for me and I.
Oh, but wait, I don't want to be one of those stories heard on the news or read in the press; "A Tampa man after losing much weight and converting to healthy life style, died yesterday while lifting light weights. It is believed a fifteen pound bar fell and crushed his right foot. Doctors do not believe this was the cause of death". Ha! Wouldn't that be a hoot!!
I am losing weight for a cause. Be-cause!
Alright then, let me get to the Market where shopping is a pleasure and return some of this...
1. Ten pound sack of potatoes.
2. Ten pound bag of rice.
3. Five pound bag of Granny Green Apples.
4. Ten Pound Duck.
5. Two, One Pound Tubs of butter.
6. Three, one pound tubs of Shortening.
7. One half pound bag of M&M's.
Where in the hell is that horse when you want to mount him! John Wayne! Here horsey-horsey!
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