My physical therapist, Mr. K., should be along anytime. Am looking forward to today's session of exercises, muscle toning, strengthening and his company. I enjoy listening to the way he speaks. Brilliant perfect English. The Queen's English is what comes from his mouth.
The Meniere's is toying with me this morning. As usual. So, maybe I don't speak about it too much then. Think I will have "the" talk with my daughters soon though, as this is looking very much like a genetic secenario...the shit they give me now, just may come back and land on their laps some day. I pray not so, my Dear God.
Alrighty then. On to something else...
Read in this mornings news paper, The St. Petersburg Times, that eating dried bull penis cures a hangover. Now, that there - just don't seem to be okay with me. I don't know why. I've eaten bull testicle's in life...but a dry penis?! Mountain Oysters (bull balls) are excellent when deep fried Southern style and smoothered with gravy...but, a dry penis just sounds like no fun. Maybe I base this on experiance - maybe I don't...
...don't ask, don't tell it, Honey. Alright then, I thought you knew.
While watching American Idol last night I noticed Miss. Lady Gaga's ta-ta's for the first time and DAMN! I don't know how in the hell I managed to miss them before. It was like blam! There they were! I don't know...maybe I have been paying more attention to her music and those fabulous-from-another-realm out fits. Maybe? Bet you I sure am glad to have caught them last night! And yes, I am smiling. Yeah for ta-ta's! Oh yes, I am glad Scotty won too! Cute little terd, en'he?
Look, I am sitting in my air condioned home, sitting under a ceiling fan and this nausea has me wanting to throw up. I feel the persperation slide down my chest and stomach...and rather than speak anymore about this, I'll close for now.
My pony Red and I have had a strong two weeks and I do wish to keep moving forward on this Path of mine...um, there's an old type telephone ringing in my left deaf ear. Would somebody please answer the damned thing already!
p.s. If anybody has ever tried the dried penis piece, please let me know what it tastes like. Beef Jerky? Naw Boo, I really didn't say that...
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